I'd happily eat unleavened bread with fried liver if you offered it to me, I defer to your expertise.

[ this is... nice. is this what a normal conversation feels like? very strange. ]

Why am I an egg salad type of person, though? Is that the, ah, the 'vibe'? Is that the impression I've given?

I won't lie, I do enjoy egg salads. I'm just wondering how you've guessed.